I’m not racist but surely allowing Guardian-reading do-gooders to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Engaging in steamy sex romps is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Guardian-reading do-gooders aren’t engaging in steamy sex romps in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Ian Dunkin-Donuts agrees with me, saying today, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.