I’m not racist but surely allowing hoodies to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hoodies aren’t using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Theresa May agrees with me, saying today, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.