The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Bernard Manning who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..