The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are hacking the Gibson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists hacking the Gibson was Jonathan Aitkin who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..