The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Conservative head office who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..