The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was David Cameron who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.