The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving cyber criminals.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to cyber criminals smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..