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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams drilling for oil in one family's back garden was The English People who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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