Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was James May who today said surely something can be done?.


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.