Enviro-Mental-ists have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells said of enviro-Mental-ists, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Enviro-Mental-ists made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.