Al Qu’aeda bosses have been terrorising innocent investment bankers the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Vince Cable said of Al Qu’aeda bosses, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts."

Al Qu’aeda bosses made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.