The Queen has today said "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Queen’s comments come in a week that has seen insane Brussels bureaucrats involved in injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by on an ever more frequent basis.

The Queen’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to insane Brussels bureaucrats it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Insane Brussels bureaucrats and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.