The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders looting and pillaging supermarkets was Conservative head office who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.