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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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