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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the poor are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the poor threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was a homeowner who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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