The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that migrants are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack migrants tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks was Boris Johnson who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..