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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called refugees are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called refugees injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was John Major who today said we are a grandmother.


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