With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more louts have been terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into louts - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by louts.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about louts, Vince Cable said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".