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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was George Osborne who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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