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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that ripping off hard working families is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are helping illegal immigrants every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy helping illegal immigrants was an unnamed source who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..


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