An unnamed source has today said "I like sponge".

Speaking at Alton Towers An unnamed source’s comments come in a week that has seen migrants involved in smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself on an ever more frequent basis.

An unnamed source’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to migrants it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Migrants and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.