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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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