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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that feminazis are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack feminazis injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Boris Johnson who today said kill the poor.


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