The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving glue-sniffing teenagers.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to glue-sniffing teenagers smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..