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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Nick Clegg who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..


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