The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks, all of them involving gangs of children, some still in their prams.

In the glorious days of James May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks, but nowadays thanks to gangs of children, some still in their prams tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..