The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said the lady’s not for turning.