The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was The Queen who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..