Hoody-wearing layabouts have been injecting crack into primary school children the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Conservative head office said of hoody-wearing layabouts, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims."

Hoody-wearing layabouts made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.