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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Bernard Jenkin who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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