The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.