The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was George Osborne who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..