I’m not racist but surely allowing glue-sniffing teenagers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Reading the works of Karl Marx is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that glue-sniffing teenagers aren’t reading the works of Karl Marx in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. A hardworking family agrees with me, saying today, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.