The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are fighting the poilce every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles fighting the poilce was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..