The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving gangs of black youths.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to gangs of black youths injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..