The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Boris Johnson who today said read my lips; no new taxes.