I’m not racist but surely allowing lesbians to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Engaging in steamy sex romps is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that lesbians aren’t engaging in steamy sex romps in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.