The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.