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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that welcoming foreigners is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Angela Merkel who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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