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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the unions are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the unions threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Boris Johnson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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