The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values causing obesity was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..