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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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