Insane Brussels bureaucrats have been squatting houses left empty by families on holiday the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Lala from the teletubbies said of insane Brussels bureaucrats, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts."

Insane Brussels bureaucrats made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.