The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said we are a grandmother.