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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that extremists are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack extremists setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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