The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Jim Davidson who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..