The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..