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Criminal gangs from Eastern Europe have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

A hardworking family said of criminal gangs from Eastern Europe, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening."

Criminal gangs from Eastern Europe made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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