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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace burning policemen at the stake was David Cameron who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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