I’m not racist but surely allowing Twitter users to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Praising Osama Bin Laden is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Twitter users aren’t praising Osama Bin Laden in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Ian Dunkin-Donuts agrees with me, saying today, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.